40 years later. SCORE 121
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 344
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Every time. SCORE 123
Grass Fence SCORE 215
China vs Germany SCORE 295
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Guys listen… SCORE 170
No. SCORE 88
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How the internet works. SCORE 181
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
