Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Logic. SCORE 188
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 212
A dogs life. SCORE 171
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Getting older. SCORE 142
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
