Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 119
America and Britain are having a competition… SCORE 83
Straight outta Winterfell SCORE 43
Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 81
Google knows what you mean… SCORE 83
South Park has a pretty amazing take on sadness. SCORE 101
Quite Possibly The Best Description Of Sloths Ever SCORE 105
I Love The Way The Earth Rotates.. SCORE 125
Parents will understand SCORE 115
He Deserves A Peace Prize SCORE 144
Playing hide and seek in the park SCORE 42
When your teacher asks you to explain your work. SCORE 116
Darth Vader Empire Style SCORE 96
I Need A Couple Of These SCORE 67
Watching Beauty And The Beast SCORE 30
My Roommates SCORE 44
Five Doctors SCORE 90
If Only Spiders Could Actually Talk SCORE 100
Here’s A Better Title For The Books SCORE 83
Smooth SCORE 145
Dog Hero SCORE -42
The Poison Garden SCORE 96
When you see someone 1000X hotter than you… SCORE 67
We could learn a lot from dogs. SCORE 64
That’s what you get for friend zoning Batman SCORE 113
The most Russian headline I have ever seen SCORE 117
How did Hitler feel about territory? SCORE 115
Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
Children don’t lie. SCORE 141
Cat Person SCORE 108
The Little Test That Boggles Your Mind SCORE 48
PARAAAAABOLAAAAASSS!!!! SCORE 54