This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28