This thicc banana SCORE 18
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
City’s full. SCORE 20
Give us the tomate! SCORE 24
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Not bad… SCORE 36
Barista good. SCORE 60
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Irony is art. SCORE 31