teens with attitude SCORE 27
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
anchors away! SCORE 22
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
he made his choice SCORE 42
there were no survivors SCORE 37
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
too late SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
pebble and roll SCORE 65
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
bad ass SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
