Slow Robot
%26quot%3BHey+buddy%26%238230%3B%26quot%3B
SCORE 134
We%26%238217%3Bll+take+the+lot%21
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
%2Aplays+twilight+zone+music%2A
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Smashing+time+travel%21
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
You+stop+that+right+now.
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
He+promised+he+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+see+color+anymore%26%238230%3B
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
When+your+publisher+is+only+in+it+for+the+money.
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Cursed+strumming.
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Simpsons+did+it+first%3F
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
My+dad+brought+be+in+to+this+world%2C+too.
My dad brought be in to this world, too. SCORE 27
That%26%238217%3Bs+enough+chocolate+to+raise+somebody+from+the+grave%26%238230%3B
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Biden+is+the+Obama+we%26%238217%3Bve+all+been+waiting+for%21
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 21
Switch+it+up+today.
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
Orbital+computing.
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
You+got+it%2C+dude%26%238230%3B
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Looks+like+just+anyone+can+get+on+the+Twitter%26%238230%3B
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
The+Dracula+Parrot+vants+to+suck+your+blooood.
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
It%26%238217%3Bs+enough+to+make+a+grown+man+cry
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Science+is+cruel.
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Bat-mow-down%21
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Here%26%238217%3Bs+the+deal%3A+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late+for+SS
Here’s the deal: it’s not too late for SS SCORE 18
I+was+glued+to+the+story%26%238230%3B
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Harness+the+matrix+for+your+own+good.
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
I+could+use+a+demon+or+two%26%238230%3B
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Step+out+the+car+please%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam.
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
this+is+my+life+meow%26%238230%3B
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
COMING+IN+HOT%21
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Taxes+and+what+not.
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
Tito%26%238217%3Bs+won%26%238217%3Bt+save+you+now%21
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
I+would+go+to+this+light+show%26%238230%3B
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Do+better.+Keep+it+to+tiurse
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
Love+you%2C+Dwigt.
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
Broiled+doggo%3F
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
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Guess+who+didn%26%238217%3Bt+get+an+Oscar%26%238230%3Bagain
Guess who didn’t get an Oscar…again SCORE 168
Chemistry+pun.
Chemistry pun. SCORE 137
So+this+exists.+Horse+head+squirrel+feeder.
So this exists. Horse head squirrel feeder. SCORE 136
Humility+at+its+finest.
Humility at its finest. SCORE 238
Gravity+can+wait%2C+I+will+take+my+nap+now%21
Gravity can wait, I will take my nap now! SCORE 165
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+keep+calm+and+carry+on%26%238230%3B
I can’t keep calm and carry on… SCORE 186
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