Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Does not compute. SCORE 180
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Magic… SCORE 151
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
We have to go back! SCORE 185
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 169
One Direction SCORE -14
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75