Thinking ahead. SCORE 169
To love at all is to be vulnerable. SCORE 309
Jetpack solves everything. SCORE 215
Never a good idea. SCORE 158
How to be polite. SCORE 133
The Harlem Hipsters. SCORE 163
Volvorine. SCORE 109
Get a puppy they said… SCORE 126
The birds get it. SCORE 182
Nutella Popsicles. SCORE 138
Partners in crime. SCORE 143
Toy Story 4. SCORE -19
Rise of the planet of the Snapes. SCORE 143
As a computer nerd, this is true. SCORE 181
A sloth’s life. SCORE 100
The Walking Dad (The Walking Dead Parody) SCORE 5
Everything is a cat when you have a cat. SCORE 80
The soda machine at my work. SCORE 252
The Falabella. SCORE 158
The passive-aggressive door-holding game. SCORE 149
How I feel about neighbors. SCORE 243
How to be homeless. SCORE 233
My feelings about Internet Explorer. SCORE 183
Dog logic. SCORE 148
Attempted derp. SCORE 121
Little Spidey and Venom SCORE -3
Bath. Not even once. SCORE 130
Love. SCORE 151
Otters hold hands while they sleep. SCORE 312
Biking. SCORE 164
Overly attached dog. SCORE 185
I should really start going to bed earlier… SCORE 149