Dealing with children… SCORE 30
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Now kiss… SCORE 115
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Accurate. SCORE 287
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Trollololo! SCORE 151
2pactopus SCORE 113
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The Twortle SCORE 142
