you’d be stupid to not take this job SCORE 75
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
clever girl SCORE 40
looks like ham SCORE 29
what’s the point? SCORE 41
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
i wonder why SCORE 39
one day they’ll understand SCORE 31
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
oof SCORE 21
he did it because he could SCORE 37
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
irony man SCORE 45
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
i can never find the words SCORE 45
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
hold it in SCORE 35
waka waka waka SCORE 27
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
they tried to warn us SCORE 19
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
delete my number SCORE 28
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
never give up SCORE 88
i also laughed SCORE 56
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29