Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 188
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Whipped. SCORE 9
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Poor moon… SCORE 13
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Or die trying… SCORE 170
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15