A dog’s life. SCORE 185
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Accurate. SCORE 323
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
The Bob It! SCORE 134
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Internet training: 101. SCORE 105
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Coincidence? SCORE 148
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
True fear. SCORE 255
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
