Same thing… SCORE 21
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Accurate. SCORE 146
The Twortle SCORE 142
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Howling lessons SCORE 9
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
2pactopus SCORE 113
