Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Discuss. SCORE -25
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Ladies… SCORE 158
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Anybody else? SCORE 284
