when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
an impossible task SCORE 20
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
definitely a dog SCORE 45
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
omg SCORE 20
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
back to bed! SCORE 19
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
i have layers SCORE 32
excuse me SCORE 19
english burn SCORE 27
i’m canceling SCORE 9
this is why i drink SCORE 29
clever SCORE 29
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
who’s in? SCORE 34
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
they get huge SCORE 22
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
call the fire department SCORE 4
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
