Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Oh. SCORE 1233
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Sometimes. SCORE 913
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. SCORE 1208
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Zorro to the rescue! SCORE 950
Like a… SCORE 601
Seven hours. SCORE 495
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1417
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Tumblr vs Facebook. SCORE 599
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Heaven. SCORE 937
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
White people problems. SCORE 238