what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
every segment on the news SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 12
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
did i stutter? SCORE 12
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
zero traction SCORE 11
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
i like bananas SCORE 9
accidental beauty SCORE 31
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
supersize it SCORE -4
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
