I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Checkmate. SCORE 412
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
You again… SCORE 249
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
Ladies… SCORE 158
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
I want to believe… SCORE 195
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
TEH COCAINE IS NICE HERE. YES, VERY NICE. SCORE 153
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Cool story. SCORE 202
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
Talking cow. SCORE 302
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
What do you think? SCORE 207
Discuss. SCORE -25
Just Japan. SCORE 88
