King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Accurate. SCORE 146
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The future. SCORE 22
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
The power of barking SCORE 18
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Soon. SCORE 8
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326