reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
bad ass SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
too late SCORE 38
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
there were no survivors SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
cats always come first SCORE 27
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
oh wow SCORE 48