Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
News flash. SCORE 268
Only in America. SCORE 78
Do want. SCORE 177
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man. SCORE 240
Words. SCORE 258
Poor Sponge Bob. SCORE 121
Lemon Stewie. SCORE 110
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
Do I know you? SCORE 217
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Guys vs. girls. SCORE 173
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore. SCORE 168
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
Perfect order. SCORE 207
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
I can’t math. SCORE 180
XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
Dammit. SCORE 191
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
What? SCORE 238
Words. SCORE 178
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181