Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Because Cute SCORE 16
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
The new Batman SCORE 11
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Things To do. SCORE 16
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
I want to do this. SCORE 294
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
