put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
5, obviously SCORE 38
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
parental support SCORE 22
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
*just in case SCORE 27
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
self esteam issues SCORE 26
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
this is really cute SCORE 53
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
she’s the one SCORE 1
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24