Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Like a boss. SCORE 288
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Logic. SCORE 188
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Getting older. SCORE 142
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Like a boss. SCORE 222
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
