Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
My life as a student in college. SCORE 240
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
Business in the front… SCORE 101
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
So Delicious SCORE -252
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
Like a boss. SCORE 129
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -2
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
I believe it. SCORE 127
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
A hero. SCORE 511
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
‘Murica. SCORE 136
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
