+ cry. SCORE 118
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Mama no. SCORE 51
I GUESS SCORE 45
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73