A haiku on getting up in the morning. SCORE 208
I have butterflies in my stomach… SCORE 101
Can I keep your eggs? SCORE 60
Keep calm and… SCORE 163
The sad truth. SCORE 129
Medals of dishonor. SCORE 91
When Comics Collide = Adorable SCORE 9
Power lifting. SCORE 3
Suspicious chihuahua is leery of your religious pamphlets. SCORE 162
Ninja attack in 3… 2… SCORE 81
A Ron Swanson quilt. SCORE 69
Bringing sexy back, for America. SCORE 92
Biggest financial scam in history revealed. SCORE 217
The Guide to understanding Twilight SCORE 49
How to catch a kangaroo. SCORE 42
Om nom nom. SCORE 128
How to troll. SCORE 267
My plan B. SCORE 131
It’s fun to stay at the… SCORE 106
I never said half the crap people say I did. – A. Einstein SCORE 119
I found George W. Bush’s Checklist SCORE 81
Some men just want to watch the world learn. SCORE 103
Hollywood’s waning creativity. SCORE 62
I cleared my cookies… SCORE 72
How was it for you, darling? SCORE 237
I love my records… SCORE 242
Pillow negotiations. SCORE 116
iPhone 5 Cases SCORE -8
Scribble portraits. SCORE 225
Card night at meme palace. SCORE 114
The rest of the biological clock. SCORE 112
ERMAGERD SKERPLES! SCORE 301
