Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Forever alone. SCORE 268
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
Discuss. SCORE -25
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Ladies… SCORE 158
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
I want to believe… SCORE 195
You again… SCORE 249
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
Checkmate. SCORE 412
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195