the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
happy birthday! SCORE 19
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
time is of the essence SCORE 17
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
holy dog SCORE 20
go back to c SCORE 25
not even mad SCORE 26
always screaming SCORE 5
dirty talk SCORE 21
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
evil genius SCORE 13
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 39
burns so good SCORE 4
pure happiness SCORE 20
flan from god SCORE 20
more milk per milk SCORE 17
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
everything else sucks SCORE 16
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
got it SCORE 19
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
extra crust SCORE 27
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
loin king SCORE 27
i’m the joke SCORE 19
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16