she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
extra crust SCORE 27
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
go back to c SCORE 25
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
time is of the essence SCORE 17
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
more milk per milk SCORE 17
holy dog SCORE 20
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
dirty talk SCORE 21
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
got it SCORE 19
happy birthday! SCORE 19
pure happiness SCORE 20
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
evil genius SCORE 13
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
loin king SCORE 27
always screaming SCORE 5
not even mad SCORE 26
i’m the joke SCORE 19
everything else sucks SCORE 16
burns so good SCORE 4