I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Woaaaaaaaaa…… SCORE 63
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Overpopulation SCORE 91
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Riddle me this SCORE 80
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
Shooter SCORE 53
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
So distraught SCORE 77
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49