and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
a genius idea SCORE 24
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
have a good one eh SCORE 17
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
we are all connected SCORE 16
