Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Words. SCORE 9
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
hello little friend SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
*have SCORE 16
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30