If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
Like a sir. SCORE 289
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 117
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
How the internet works. SCORE 230
Every time. SCORE 148
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
Does not compute. SCORE 109
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Always be yourself. SCORE 131
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 11
Mom logic. SCORE 190
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
The weight of the Internet. SCORE 131
He thinks he’s a dog. SCORE 152
Every day. SCORE 108
Goldfish. SCORE 131
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
Tree hotel in North Sweden. SCORE 179
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Never Gonna Give Them Up SCORE 5