I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 19
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18
Gato knows your location… SCORE 32
*spits venom* SCORE 37
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
I earned this… SCORE 47
I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20
This owl was once a man… SCORE 35
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 33
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 76
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
…and then I puked. SCORE 39
…Nickels! SCORE 69
This is fine… SCORE 31
Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 19
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13