My new calculator. SCORE 109
Forever and always SCORE 0
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Every time. SCORE 180
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
This generation. SCORE 265
Karma. SCORE 236
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Good idea. SCORE 4
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Lottery SCORE 4
