I choose you! SCORE 274
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
I’m Batman! SCORE 279
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Freeze. SCORE 207
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
I get it now. SCORE 233
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Every song. SCORE 101
Microwave: SCORE 183
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 273
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
Ummm… SCORE 214
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Secure your files. SCORE 105
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252