1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
muggle born SCORE 14
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
space facts on your back SCORE 37
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
help, i woke up SCORE 32
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
a true work of art SCORE 13
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
no SCORE 23
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27