Ma OTP. SCORE 2
You read my mug. SCORE 12
Pronounce the name of the food while eating it. SCORE -18
Whenever my friends and I go out to try and pick up girls SCORE 144
I wish all women understood this SCORE -6
Mind. Blown. SCORE 258
Steve Jobs. SCORE 119
Mitosis Explained Through Donuts SCORE 179
Full derp. SCORE 18
I would pass out on the spot. SCORE 170
Why we love Gabriel! SCORE 122
New Zealand. SCORE 267
Platypus playtime SCORE 199
Conflicting messages. SCORE 161
words. SCORE 98
So smooth SCORE 194
Highest push up in the world SCORE 148
How To Piss Off Your State Farm Agent SCORE 15
The winds of change. SCORE 127
The Grumpy league of America. SCORE 13
What do you call a cheap circumcision? SCORE 81
Why I can’t sleep at night. SCORE 238
Sponge Bob knows SCORE 131
Silly Soulless Sam. SCORE 19
People without beards. SCORE 32
Boat names. SCORE 191
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? SCORE 16
College. SCORE 275
Call me fat again SCORE 14
At The Bottom Of Everything SCORE 4
Welcome to Shreveport, Louisiana SCORE 235
This is what I do all the time! SCORE 13