therapy burn SCORE 28
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
til death do us part SCORE 22
fancy af SCORE 10
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
not a high success rate SCORE 24
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
one is never an option SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
dreams are fun SCORE 28
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
boom SCORE 11
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
puzzling SCORE 18
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51