good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
literally any fact SCORE 52
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
he might be right SCORE 30
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
neow SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
he loved his work SCORE 31
at least he listened SCORE 25
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
hot take! SCORE 59
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
food art SCORE 52
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
as you should feel SCORE 41
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
my daily workout SCORE 24
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
