In Mouth Now SCORE 165
When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs… SCORE 259
Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 177
Ham and cheese or peanut butter? SCORE 9
Scumbag speed limits SCORE 13
Welcome to the sad-sack club. SCORE 125
At Least You Were Warned SCORE 9
Cats are jerks. SCORE 78
NickelBlock. SCORE 62
The power of music. SCORE 117
See you tomorrow! SCORE 170
A balanced diet. SCORE 151
Happy Halloween! SCORE 0
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A MAILMAN? SCORE 0
time travel SCORE 0
The original hipster. SCORE 138
Man’s best friend. SCORE 204
Scumbag New York. SCORE 206
Purple SCORE -1
Rules for the cat. SCORE 150
Everything is better with bacon! SCORE 57
The Krang-o-lantern. SCORE 128
Theory and Practice SCORE 214
New Jersey beaches. SCORE 138
Whatever floats your goat SCORE 8
In 20 years. SCORE 127
How to discreetly compliment someone. SCORE 179
Mummy world problems. SCORE 115
Science Quits SCORE 11
First world problems. SCORE 180
Rock, Paper, Scissors SCORE 4
One Shade of Grey. SCORE 275