True SCORE 107
I’m sure they can afford to break the contract SCORE 90
Online dating SCORE 95
How TF am I supposed to poop? SCORE 49
Still single SCORE 131
This duck couple hit the jackpot SCORE 110
just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till the whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill SCORE 80
These bikes have airless tires SCORE 152
Cupcake Bouquet SCORE 161
Wrong Pupper SCORE 109
Bonsai forest SCORE 102
Mildly infuriating SCORE 121
Middle Eastern Relations SCORE 87
Wife sent this after picking up our dog after surgery today. Says he’s "still under the influence." SCORE 135
A reasonable choice SCORE 83
Listen Pandora, now is not the time. SCORE 64
Wrong nipple SCORE 96
The wear pattern on one of Tiger Woods’ golf clubs that he used in the 2005 season SCORE 72
I could pooh here. SCORE 74
Space fan SCORE 105
Classic Sean Lock SCORE 119
The salts! SCORE 101
Golly gee willikers! SCORE 79
World’s Most Evil Cat SCORE 69
Paradox SCORE 118
Oh god, who let this thing in the house SCORE 77
Not all heroes wear capes.. SCORE 130
We Get It Poets SCORE 148
Paper boy SCORE 128
Shimmering and delicious. SCORE 121
Skype SCORE 151
Nom SCORE 95
