The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Preflight Update SCORE 17
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Kids these days… SCORE 105
The magical realm of horseman SCORE 0
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
And the Verdict is… SCORE -2
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Touché… SCORE 192
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Someday SCORE 7
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Accurate. SCORE 323
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
True fear. SCORE 255
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Bee logic. SCORE 159
