are you a lollygagger or a dilly dallier? SCORE 32
cat bird SCORE 41
olive garden is for special occassions SCORE 34
when one small dog becomes two small dogs SCORE 32
it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish SCORE 26
be courageous roomba SCORE 34
the ultimate level of comfort SCORE 27
erase my brain SCORE 5
anyone up for margaritas? SCORE 12
pineapple man SCORE 21
please just make the decision for me SCORE 15
don’t settle for less SCORE 6
trained chef SCORE 32
content warning: adorable SCORE 24
not lost cat SCORE 45
whoops SCORE 20
let her have astrology SCORE 18
the original lil wayne SCORE 9
social dragonfly SCORE 11
thinking about my next meal already SCORE 20
resistance is optional SCORE 13
soup boy SCORE 13
important guest lecture SCORE 16
that’s a bear SCORE 45
shark brothers SCORE 38
turtlenecks are pointless SCORE 19
animal friends SCORE 36
don’t tickle me SCORE 18
thiccaroni with cheese SCORE 16
proof of hair SCORE 28
cats shall inherit the earth SCORE 30
welcome to the moo-trix SCORE 22
