Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How people see me. SCORE 233
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Accurate. SCORE 257
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
How marriage works. SCORE 66
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
New books. SCORE 200
Friends. SCORE 213
Please be troll. SCORE 230
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
All the Navies! SCORE 172
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I love you. SCORE 20
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
