my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 20
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
there is also a dog SCORE 29
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
Completionists understand SCORE 28
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 30
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
nice SCORE 12
the reason the pyramids are still in egypt SCORE 48
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 26
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 44
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
would you take this offer? SCORE 40
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
ronaldo standing up for a young fan SCORE 32
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
this is very high school but also very cute SCORE 33
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
