Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Zing SCORE 70
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
…but mooom SCORE 60
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
German exchange students SCORE 67
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83