I only say ‘bless you’ twice. SCORE 171
My childhood needed one of these. SCORE 256
This guy takes april fools to another level SCORE 205
If it fits… SCORE 104
The risk is too high SCORE 8
Do want. SCORE 135
Childhood. SCORE 228
You look delicous… SCORE -7
Keeping the squirrel out of the bird feeder SCORE 113
The Beagles. SCORE 108
Fair question… SCORE 121
Perpetual motion. SCORE 127
In about 20 years… SCORE 270
Stop moving bro, you’re my pillow. SCORE 185
Oscar does a handstand… SCORE 42
Chess set made entirely of dead mice. SCORE -16
The sloth life. SCORE 142
10 Super Valid and Legitimate Reasons to Ban Gay Marriage SCORE 111
What sorcery is this? SCORE 14
Harry Potter SCORE 12
Whoop C. SCORE 178
No matter if it’s freezing cold or boiling hot… SCORE 11
Tornadbow SCORE 248
My life goal SCORE 19
Jim Gaffigan on trying to convince readers to buy his book SCORE 239
The Hamburglar. SCORE 142
aww thanks, dog. SCORE 7
Friends are good. SCORE 151
Fluorite SCORE 11
Help! SCORE 12
Free hotels for ladies on their period SCORE 21
My boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me! SCORE 165